FIRST KID:
Mom saves everything from first scribble on a paper plate to first toenail clipping to first haircut to every paper from school, neatly stacked in color coded, systematic boxes.
FOUR KIDS LATER:
“Mom, where’s the artwork I finally brought home yesterday? I spent 15 months working on it.”
“Sorry, Maggie, it went out with the trash 3 weeks ago. But I did take a photo of it.”
“I’m Jack, mom.”
“Oh”